god my neighbor just called me and she’s like… is this your chicken in our driveway… like who else has a chicken in this neighborhood yes it’s my chicken… so i get over there and kylo hen is chilling in their driveway eating some specs and stuff and there’s this actual crowd of people around her and i’m like… hi sorry mb let me get her… and oh my god… they’re like do you need us to call someone?? should we get help?? how should we do this?? do you need a net? like bitch it’s a chicken not a fucking komodo dragon. so i just… i was kind of joking around so i crouched down and patted my thighs and all the chickens are trained to come to me on sight because me = food… so i got down there and went “here girl!! come here!!” and the chicken comes running over and this group of actual adult ass individuals were staring at me like i was the fucking pied piper… and i didn’t know what to say…. so i just kind of walked back to my yard with the chicken following me and none of them moved or said a damn word and i think i literally just convinced them this chicken is trained like a dog…
i am so glad u both asked it’s bc ppl who have sheith blacklisted are the most annoying ppl on this website so i hoped if i tagged this with sheith you wouldn’t interact with my post and yet here we are
Herein lies the most insane, fanciful, logic of a gamer, epic bard, and artist. This is a personal blog, and will be NSFW sometimes. I really love Tales of Symphonia: Dawn of the New World, particularly Richter Abend, Emil Castagnier, and Aster Laker. I write fan fiction for them, and you may have read some on FFN, AFFN, DeviantART, or AO3. I also RP as Richter, Emil, and Aster. I also draw fan art and original art from time to time. I'm very friendly and my askbox is always open! Enjoy my blog!